You were busy. It’s understandable.

Lotta spears to polish, after all.

Sometimes you need that good, deep clean only a chunk of bark will give you.

“HAPPINESS, FREE, FOR EVERYONE, AND LET NO ONE BE FORGOTTEN!!” - Red, The Roadside Picnic

An impossible wish, yet one that burned itself into my heart the moment I read it, and a quote that has kept me walking.

Stanely Parable is a great game. It has great replayability baked in finding all the endings and little things, with really solid and humorous writing.

If you’re looking to just relax, have a laugh, and have fun trying to break a narrative, genuinely recommend it.

Look, you spend enough time in a desert wasteland of a planet surrounded by aliens, you’re going to develop some different tastes.