My mom is kinda like the poem “there was a little girl, with a little curl, right in the middle of her forehead. When she was good she was really good, but when she was bad ^drunk she was horrid.”

My dad was a great guy though.

Only one of these things draws media attention

Whats that? Trans people?

I think they’re cheap stairs without the bullnose. Makes it way easier to carpet. By the looks of the trim this is not a fancy apartment. The lack of bullnose contributes to the optical illusion.

You think a folded in half mattress could get stuck in a stairwell? You might be on to something!

Big Homeless

No… Would people do that? Lie to further their agenda?

No mention of the fact the it was the Saugeen Peninsula long before it became the Bruce Peninsula. Or that Queen Vicky declared the Saugeen Peninsula the property of the Saugeen people “in perpetuity” to reward their service in the war of 1812. Or that the federal government has tried to lay all this on the Town of South Bruce Peninsula which didn’t exist in any form when the treaties were written. Or that a previous council had good relations with SON and were working on a deal before the racist hicks in the area elected a bunch of shit heads that launched decades of legal fights to the tune of something like $6 million.

Them changing the sign in the middle of the night on Canada day eve is the funniest thing ever. Good on them for the brilliant idea and excellent execution.

The next lawsuit will be the band suing the town when the beach gets closed for poor water quality because everyone over there shits in a hole in the sand and it all trickles out into the lake.

There’s a theory it already happened.

I go 1<2<3<4<5

It depends on where you draw the line of collapse. For me I’d say it kicks up a dust cloud. Everything else is just ‘falling apart’.

I just watched a YouTube about that condo collapse in Florida that happened a few years ago. People were pointing to cracks and spalling concrete for quite a while before it suddenly collapsed. 60 days before it fell an engineer came up with a plan to fix it but it fell before anything was done.

That’s scary as shit.

Doesn’t Israel have mandatory service?

I called my mother by her name. My oldest brother started it.

Ever had Dutch licorice? All the salt of a thousand oceans in one little bite.

Slaughta you oughta

We’ll circle back to that.

It makes the police state more efficient.

Seth Meyers must watch Cooking With Yan.

If Yan can cook, so can you!

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