Tickets to amateur wrestling/any sport. My dad brought me to wwf wrestling as a kid and it was such a blast. Tickets to any live sports/teams that he’s into will blow his mind. Or people pizza and lazer tag is always fun imo and very budget friendly.

That I’m pregnant. I was a tomboy and very masculine. This is as far away from masculine as I can be at least in a physical sense. It’s not as bad as I thought.

Very judgmental kitty 😸

Snap out of it!

It’s just a monkey in a snow suit!

Huh I see the same woman except she has a cartoon smiley face.

😮

Please boop the snoot then give pets.

I buy from a local tea store that does fantastic blends.

For basics, I like green tea with honey and a squeezed lemon or chamomile with honey. Both are so soothing.

Can I upvote this more than once, please lol

I read this as “de gato.” Thought you were being cheeky lol got a good laugh out of me.

It’s cottage cheese and a straw, right? Right??? 🥴

Oh my gourd!

Shredded beef, deal with it!

Doing the Lord’s work here!

Poor Brian.

Poor Joanne, she probably now experiences night-mares from the screams.

Instantly thought of this as well. *tips hat

Do the opposite, don’t make eye contact and walk fast. The good old fashioned diarrhea walk. Anyone tries to stop you, tell them whatever poop related excuse comes to mind.

…yet it still gets a chuckle out of this simpleton every time I see it.

Real pain in the ass