Pretend to throw something!

They’d be cute if they didn’t weasel their way into storage sheds and shit and piss all over everything.

NnnnnnnnnnnnnNNNYOOMNYOOMNYOOMNYOOMNYOOMNYOOMNYOOMNnnnnnnNYOOMnnnNYOOMNYOOMNYOOM…

Eyes.

It takes a few tries so it’s more like schlick schlick schloop sssccchhhlllorp

Cowabunga.

Jesus Christ.

No really, I see him!

No it isn’t

I’d say because if we’re trying to find things unique to guys it’s relevant to point out when it isn’t unique.

This is fine. I probably taste good.

Dad might be a sith lord

I mean sure but I think there’s a few extra steps between “feeling” this way and fucking doing it.

Sex? Yes please. /austinpowersface

The absolute disgust that clickbait titles evoke in me is enough to turn me away. But it’s become so normalized that even the legit content does it. Now I can’t read. Thanks, world leaders.

Bees riding tiny motorbikes

Silly me thought it was calling the big guy in the middle a tank

Sunny side inside!

One time I was kicked from a server for using the tag killerbean because ‘bean’ was an offensive racial slur.

This style reminds me of how my mind works when I’m drifting to sleep and thoughts/concepts start to meld in ways that they normally wouldn’t.