He, she, it, I, we, you, they.

A half of a sandwich with a few bites taken out of it.

Just think about being that cat. Wander around a neighborhood and see a person on their deck sitting in a chair, go over and lay on their belly.

You seem to be treating everyone, including yourself, with respect. I can’t think of anything that is kinder. This sounds like a hard thing not the wrong thing to do.

You are a very kind and sensitive person.

Do you think that there’s sleeping quarters in the tip?

In Pennsylvania it’s called the Hershey squirts.

I thought that was his leg and that he was pulling his head out of his ass to look around.

I’ve heard stories about poor people eating their shoes. You should try it for dinner. You never know it might be delicious.

Eggs are going to stick to that.

Wow, you really let loose!

So dapper!

Have you tried the zoomies, it will warm you right up!

Teriyucky flavored!

When the student is ready the teacher appears.

I am still using a comb that I got in high school in 1980.

The rapture

That little nose gets me every time I see it.

Half past a monkeys ass a quarter to his beans.

My father remembers this incident. I won’t rule out the possibility that the second time was a dream. I have thought about this off an on in my life and I don’t have any answers. Maybe the whole thing was a dream. It was so long ago that I just can’t be sure.