

All cats are little monsters and I fucking love, adore, and cherish every single one! I pick up Ms. Kitten and tell her what a sweet little asshat she is in the baby cat sing song voice and she purrs and purrs because she can’t understand the words but knows my tone is soft and gentle and for baby cats. All cats are baby cats.
Slightest bit of stress, BAM “EVACUATE ALL FOOD IMMEDIATE CORE DUMP PROCEDURE STARTED” and I get like three seconds to heel my body at a bathroom
WHICH ISN’T ALWAYS AVAILABLE BECAUSE OF WHATEVER IS CAUSING THE STRESS
Hate this meat husk