Too bad your clothes stay on the other side. I guess you can try to teleport out of county lockup too

Brake pads are supposed to smell like manstop.

'SPLODEY. I’m trageadorable!

Dinner AND a handjob? Where do I sign up?

Hell, I was looking at the spam filter on Messages and accidentally opened one. It was sent as an RCS message and I was worried I’d be flagged and spammed more because of the Read receipt.

Lint balls and Vaseline. You can start a campfire anywhere with that.

Anyone that was going to buy D4 already bought it. I can’t imagine they’re getting (m)any new players with all of the negative spin on the game since it came out.

Releasing it on gamepass when the first paid expansion is coming out would be the best way to monetize it.

Running through Classic with my group of high school friends was pretty damn magical. We all played together at launch and it was pretty much all we talked about between classes. We had all drifted away through the years with other responsibilities, but WoW brought us back together.

We don’t play WoW anymore, but now we all hang out in discord all of the time and play other stuff. A few of us are setting aside time for Baldurs Gate 3 now!

The games themselves have changed, but I think it’s the friends that can bring me back to a different time.

I’ve been a Pixel user (1, 3, 5, 7 Pro) and Fi customer for as long as it has been available and I’ve enjoyed every minute of it.

They’ve cut a few features that I miss, like the rear fingerprint scanner. Being able to comfortably access the Quick Settings menu easily with one hand was awesome. They’re definitely relatively sturdy and sexy phones though!

100% refunded the cost of the starter kit and any games purchased. (Not sure if microtransactions were refunded too)

They even made it possible to convert your stadia controller to standard Bluetooth through a free update hosted by Google themselves.

I really enjoyed the tech and used mine quite a bit. I’m sad to see it gone, but they actually handled it in a respectable way.

Psh. They don’t even have a harrier.

I’m still in grocery retail and this is incredibly accurate. Corporate set expectations to be “Grand Opening Ready” throughout the entire day. Customers dig and dig through the produce department like there’s going to be a bag of salad that is magically better in the back of the case. If expiration dates went down to the second, they’d look for the furthest from expiry.

It’s super frustrating because we get 7 trucks a week for produce, so we have a very healthy turnover on our stuff.

This job has changed me (especially going through COVID in the South). People are animals.

I remember trying to play Mind Maze and knowing absolutely nothing.

Hitclips. Listen to the chorus of your favorite song for only $5 a pop.

Years of tweaking my Sync for Reddit app and then just importing the settings in 3 taps. It’s not the answer you were looking for, but it’s what a lot of us did.