Fast food creates environmental waste.

Those packets are nothing compared to the rest.

Yes that would be the joke.

After lawyer fees it’s probably be under 500 million which is zero if you round it.

Neither of them are billionaires anymore.

They’re just two-comma plebs now.

Yeah it would improve the taste of the pineapples.

I hope for Mamdani to win the mayor race and for Bernie Sanders to start training the next generation to take over from him.

In Soviet Russian the fart-box punches you!

Is my spawn point the bathtub I was born in or the alley behind the bowling alley that I was conceived in?

Are you scared of a little cankle?

You just showed how easy it was to talk about this topic without mentioning Tucker.

Anyone following this account’s posts shouldn’t be surprised to see these kind of posts mixed in especially with Trump’s Epstein connections being at the forefront of American’s minds right now.

The person I was replying to linked an article using Carlson as a primary source.

Why does right wing propaganda like Tucker Carlson resonate so strongly with some of the left?

I hear JD Vance is shopping for new Oval Office couches.

Apparently those Arhaus Kiptons are sexy yet classy.

I’d eat vegetarians even though they’d probably be tough and bitter.

I wonder what those steel shoelaces are torqued to.

I get mine through unprotected sex with strangers.

The whole car smells like a block of warm feta though.

We saw this in his first term when he shut down the government then caved on his big beautiful wall and MAGA was angry then accepted what he did and get back in line.

Reuters is more of a satire site than The Onion these days.