Shaman Spiff

Now I’m just imagining a Space Marine with googly eyes

If you salute in midair, your patriotism will reduce the fall damage. Saluting the charger probably still wouldn’t have helped though.

Fun fact: Star Trek has lasted longer than the wild west did. 58 years versus 47 years

You only have the rights to your likeness until 70 years after the death of your author (your mom)

Alternatively, your mom starts with the rights, and you never even get them. (unless she sells them to you)

“Sorry kiddo, you took a selfie, so now I’m taking you to court.”

He had one moment of weakness and then spent the rest of his life trying to make up for it

Instructions unclear Now have flaming chainsaw terminators after me

What do you want? “Ave, true to Kaiser?”

First Pokémon in the pokedex of the newest generation when the meme was made?

He’s an onion

A newt?

Yeah. It’s from the Bible, in Matthew 7:6, so it’s probably found in a lot of other languages too.