The second paragraph of explanation being bigger than the whole joke wraps back around to being hilarious.

Per week?? Do you think I’m made of time?

The message of the comic strip is that democracy doesn’t guarantee the best results.

Even if I don’t vote to kill me, everyone else can vote to kill me.

Ah yes, stereotyping. Your earlier comment makes so much sense now!

I drive as if every other vehicle could kill me

found the dangerous driver, everyone!

lmao

LMAA,AAAO I’m adopting the long word seperator

Drinking TWO THINGS is UNNATURAL GOD gave us ONE MOUTH HOLE for a REASON

I always have a huge thing of water and something sugary. sometimes an energy drink, too. It’s getting colder here, so I’ll probably start keeping some tea around for when I get cold.

Can you elaborate on this?

So you argue we should work to replace football with “football” over time, making the game more safe until it has your (dis) approval?

Oh, I think I’ve been civil, too. Here, watch me over-generalize: you mean the same vets that recommend(ed) declawing cats? lol okay

What a bizzare take. Stop saying that. Are you just here to sling insults and boss people around, too?

I think it’s really pretty color inverted! Luckily, I’m not having trouble reading it, either- my eyes thank you.

“The only thing in a city is drugs”

ha, gotem

Maybe look up atheism then try correcting your own comment instead of theirs :)

In all seriousness, I think your definitions are a few centuries out of date. It’s been drifting toward meaning a-gnostic instead of undecided. Contemporarily, it’s used to explain one’s believed level of knowledge on a claim. I can, for instance, be agnostic toward plate tectonics, and be made gnostic of them by evidence.

“Too many. Take it back.”

Reddit imploded is how. I got handed an out, and I took it. Good luck to you.

“Why! Do users! Dislike! The use! Of emojis! On Lemmy!?”

Overused, they’re just so tiring too read. I think, if you’re gonna go that hard, just full send hieroglyphics and drop the text aspect.

Well I like to call them freedom units because I’m free to steal other peoples jokes >:3

TBF Vader is an excellent name for a dog. Its just the cop part thats icky