Funny, since there is no AI in BattleTech AKA MechWarrior

This series of Sentinels is made of plastics, not metals. Your magnetic powers are useless!

Isn’t that Duke Nukem?

Heatsink? Nah, 0 heatsinks 0 armor 11 C-ER PPCs

From random taxpayers to lawyers?

As evidenced by the other golden boy of the Party dropping that exact bomb, and nobody cared

Go, unreasonably buff bird!

About to get launched at a Russian bomber

Remember everything you just said when you hit act 3.

At what point do we say the author is just lyeing?

In Soviet Russia, missile stops Phalanx CIWS

Or this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0GW0Vnr9Yc

To say he was doing something useful at the time, instead of being a dickhead. Line of duty, probably means the city pays the medical bills.

Knowledge Fight is a podcast that exists to clown on Alex Jones, and occasionally other people like him. Being from KF means you are a comedian from Chicago and incredibly based.

At this point, “doesn’t suck” is variety on its own

Drafting of rockets is actually pretty common, it’s just the Computer Aided kind

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CG-121: hold my vodka

Maybe he meant that in the other way :)

If only there was some kind of office whose entire purpose was to do diplomacy like this with every country on the planet