You must buy the cards or they will put you behind the bars.

I love transubstantiation. It’s basically mandatory to believe it to be a catholic. A lot don’t understand it though. But if you find one that does, ask them to explain why it’s not cannibalism.

The south has a unique blend of high deference to police and low education. Someone thinking the best way to get teen girl nudes is to become a cop and abuse his power had Bible belt vibes to me.

Had a bunch of fun with it a while ago, but it feels like there’s a huge mouse movement lag and I really can’t get used to it again.

https://youtube.com/shorts/MM-8k9BFMLk

How far south?

And a goat. That’s gotta count for something.

Some brands do slim sizes. Small shirts don’t cover my belt but mediums can be baggy on me, but medium slim fits perfectly.

Response.

“Fully functional.”

If this doesn’t have a pop out motorcycle…

I hate when my card shop gets nuked.

Upside: pharma companies stop making massive profits

Downside: we all die from preventable diseases.

Win some lose some 🤷

Suddenly trump being reelected isn’t so surprising, eh?

On the plus side, it feels like I sleep forever when I’m dreading the next day. I’ll wake up worried my alarm is about to go off and realize I still have 3 more hours.

Good eye

Inglourious basterds. They captured a nazi willing to die for his country. They obliged him.

Actually, no this screenshot is after that. The last nazi swore he’d burn his uniform, so they carved a swastika in his forehead.

He threatens women because he’s terrified of them. Legit just listen to him talk about women and you’ll understand why he shit his pants the first time he saw one up close.

Parrot can’t say anything if it’s muted.

He’s a major in the national guard. Not… The level of experience I would deem necessary, but it’s not like he’s some rando.

Really hate that I’m giving any sort of credit to trump, but we can at least criticize accurately.

Does the debris ever clog the strainer? Sometimes the disposal gets clogged and holds filthy water in the sink, and I just run the disposal and it clears it all out. Otherwise you’d have to reach in and grab the strainer out and that’s… Ew.