2 hours is reasonable for a movie. It’s when it goes to three that it needs to be a really good movie.

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Just Almond Joys and Mounds.

A hole would be something, this is NOTHING!

I hear electric cars all the time, they are not much quieter than an ice car. We don’t need to strap lawn mowers to our cars in the name of safety.

I remember the trailer for “Cuffs” made it look like a buddy cop comedy that will be full of hilarious jokes. Went to see the movie and the jokes in the trailer were all the jokes in the movie. The rest was dark and depressing and I felt cheated after that.

FYI that was debunked.

Water’s constituent parts want so badly to BE water they will explode to do it.

No sir, I don’t like it.

I had bppv a few months ago. It sucks but the epley stuff worked to clear it up.

The first thing we need to do to fix healthcare in this country is to decouple health insurance from our jobs. If you lose your job you should not lose your health benefits. And no, cobra is not a substitute.

Nobody wants a five cheese pizza. That is when they break out the weird cheeses.

Hotness aside, I actually prefer the taste of pretty much any pepper over jalapeños.

If your router/firewall is configured to let these broadcasts through you have a problem. If it is working correctly and you have an attacker on your lan? You have already lost.

I had a coworker who joked that you could tell if a post is load bearing because the saw gets stuck when you are cutting through it.

Those damn spike traps!

Just give me the 4K disk. Then I can just load it into my Jellyfin server and I don’t have to worry about “release windows” or “am I signed up for the RIGHT streaming service to watch this”.

I think I read that Oglaf comic.

I already pay with my watch.

I don’t need anything that is between my phone and my laptop in size.

A lot of shows were “filmed in front of a live studio audience”. I don’t think that makes it better than canned laughs. It affects the pacing of the jokes, where the characters will tell a joke, wait for laughs, tell the next joke, etc. Any time I see that now, it makes the show feel dated, but that doesn’t mean it was a bad show.