If these pictures look the same to you, you are a heretic.

Neither, and I never once had the cable fall out. Just imagine the countless seconds I saved from not screwing and unscrewing.

Maybe that’s why it’s unsigned

I was so invested in that show’s ongoing plot as a kid. The writers put a lot more thought into it than they needed to. And the voice actors were all awesome, especially Megatron.

Don’t worry, I’m still here

The Fabio of ducks

Definitely one of my least favorite aspects of them. Everyone must get a backstory, and they must all be interrelated. The galaxy’s a small place apparently.

distressed beeping

I know it’s not the same thing, but the corporate TLDs like “.google” make me irrationally irritated. You think you’re too good for “.com”?

Came out looking awesome! The custom ports do give it some extra polish over the previous iteration. I might wind up making one of these myself. It would look great next to my Virtual Boy 😄

They’ve taken the design in a very minimalist direction.

Is this lossregex?

Are you claiming to refute the hard evidence OP has presented?

No

A relaxing cat shall not be disturbed

Thank you, kind stranger!

This made my eye twitch

The funniest thing to me about this post is the ratio

I can think of a few reasons…

That’s a fire hazard (in case you weren’t already considering it)