Wow I never knew no nuts like I know nuts now!

Maple syrup on your junk is a proud Canadian Thanksgiving tradition.

When I quiet the verbal, what replaces it is visual. The undergrowth, wow, you really have a way with words.

That bit about mumbling background chatter. This is news to me. Does everyone else have that?

Square child per bullet then?

Yesh, Elvish Preshtly

You may be right. Interesting discussion though.

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Please explain.

This is only true if you don’t follow the female branches on the family tree.

Was Attack of the Killer Tomatoes real or did I dream that?

Yes, basking in blissful ignorance

I don’t know who that is, but somehow I know if I did know, I wouldn’t like this

The hat:

https://i.etsystatic.com/7918096/r/il/fbd7a5/3291178703/il_570xN.3291178703_rj4t.jpg

Oh man, if my kids start fact-checking I’ll have a lit of explaining to do.

I feel like I did when Bill Bailey was on an episode of Dr Who. This was made just for me.

Captain destroy the planet

What is the purpose of the squiggly one?

Everyone I have met who rode motorcycles has a story like this. Then they lift up their pant leg or shirt to show you ghastly huge scars.

Ah yes that. I understand your hesitation to go into detail. I believe it was mentioned on an episode of QI that they just made up the word smeg, with no relation to the above or the line of appliances by the same name.