yup

these are the exceptions that prove the rule

and of course at the lowest level the particle interactions are all calculated by cueball using rocks in a desert

i mean i suppose it’s still gendered but i can assure you there are tons of gay male couples doing that

early access games are also notorious for being dogshite and left as such, or they’re fine but with obvious flaws which are never fixed because “bro it’s still in early access!”

hog cranking simulator 2030

python is IMO the closest thing we have to a platonic ideal scripting language: it’s pseudocode that actually runs and you can just slap together libraries with minimal mental effort until it works.
Great for gently getting into programming so you quickly see results without having to learn arcane incantations, and for writing small tool programs; not so great for writing a kernel in.

strawmaetoes

“Fool, i can only be defeated by having the blade stabbed through my heart! As you are unworthy, you cannot kill me!”

a single crack loudly appears in the stone, the villain stares in shock, after a suspenseful pause the stone starts rapidly cracking further apart until it all falls off to reveal a gleaming flawless blade

“No! How can this be?! Have your journeys made you worthy?”

villain is stabbed to death yada yada yada… after the protagonist gathers themself the blade suddenly sinks into the ground and they pull it out with a chunk at the end again. The power behind the blade starts talking to the protagonist

“Yeah no sorry, you’re still not worthy, but eh fuck it it’s been 500 years and that shithead needed to die, sorry to dissapoint. Please leave the sword somewhere accessible when you’re done with it yeah?”

attention control deficit

as if the technology is what makes livestream services difficult anyways lmao
it’s just expensive as shit because it involves a lot of data

maybe if you take some vaccines to raise your autism stat that’ll help, then the hyperfocus on special interests will give you the best of both worlds at the cost of being unable to restrain yourself from calling most people apathetic monsters.

because that makes people click

well, i’m glad the US government is at least aware what C and C++ are!

it’s like how yahtzee will continously corrupt the name of whatever he’s talking about in fullyramblomatic videos: balatro, baloney, balalaika, bolschevism, botulism

i still do not fathom how mastodon is difficult, do people just expect the platform to read your mind and do everything for you? How is it any more difficult than youtube?

and yet magically most of the rest of the world manages that just fine

i mean from what people complain about it seems they simply don’t determine what notifications are important, they just let everything bombard them at all times and whine that they get so many notifications as if it’s just a fact of life…

import yhwh  

def interventionSort(unsortedList):
    sortedList = yhwh.pray(
    "Oh great and merciful Lord above, let thine glory shine upon yonder list!", 
    unsortedList
    )  
    return sortedList

that explains why it took god 7 days to make the universe