Why don’t they sponsor those migrants then?

Can’t wait until it corrodes.

I can just see them responding to the EU like, “Yeah, we’ll allow other people to build app stores for iOS. They just need a dev account that we won’t approve. That’s not us specifically blocking alternate app stores though.”

Yeah but Kellogg suggested circumcision as a punishment for when you were caught masturbating. Plus the recovery time would keep you from offending again in the short term.

Democrats already proved this when Hillary was running.

Is your stance then that Republican presidents don’t support Israel?

Now I want to watch The Jackal (1997) again so I can enjoy Jack Black in this role.

More like that it was on in the first place.

Wait until you hear that Disney’s Frozen was only created so that searching for “Disney Frozen” would result in the movie intead of Walt Disney’s frozen head.

Who breaks up with someone and then falls asleep while they’re still in the house?

Gonna be hard to get that FEMA money Texas needs every few years once they secede.

Sounds like he’d be up for some good old https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Political_mutilation_in_Byzantine_culture

Or this ASL of Rap God

https://youtu.be/0iDAkEpCmBs

I used to call these sort of games “Bird-chirpers”

Cause you’d start playing and then it would suddenly be morning, and birds would be chirping.

Apple also intentionally made the green bubble contrast worse so that iPhone users would have eyestrain when conversing with non-iPhone users.

So this is 7 Days to Die then?

Time to make OpenASci?

/rimshot

Only to find that PETA has already stolen the dog and euthanized it, “To end its suffering.”

I wouldn’t be surprised at all to find out that Abbot is friends with people who are financially invested in these bus companies.

Can I have… some sugar… water?