“Who’s throwing handles!?”

Because they don’t actually give a shit about society.

Call me whatever

But I’m calling the alligator Knifey.

More like a casserole

No just on here.

I always wonder if people go to the doctor with a long list of drugs.

Is X right for me? No? What about Y? No? What about Z?

OMG the house is on fire, quick, grab the flame thrower!

The venue’s security staff kept telling them to sit down. It was 2 guys, being very belligerent and flipping everybody off. They refused to sit down so security came back with cops.

My view at a concert a few years back. They ended up being escorted out of the building by the police and the whole crowd behind them cheered.

But what ChatGPT does is more like an open book test, rather than cramming before a test.

It’s not like ChatGPT actually knows these things. It’s essentially a search engine. So if it aces an AP biology exam, it basically looked up the answers. It does a great job of making sense of data and putting it all together, but don’t be fooled into thinking that it knows everything about everything.

They just killed Halo instead.

Ban curtains!

I say we bring back running down the sidewalk with a stick in your neighbor’s fence.

Like the average person has a clue how to configure a content blocker. LOL

It’s like Tom Cruise’s middle tooth.

https://youtu.be/Na2PxlnZQZI

It’s a great way to expose yourself as not knowing literally anything about how enterprise computing works. Oh really, Microsoft isn’t going to dominate the corporate space in 10 years? So what’s this hot new technology that’s going to replace Active Directory, group policies, etc? Sure, a lot of software has been shifting towards platform agnostic and web apps, but as far as providing your employees with computers to work on, keeping them safe from malware, preventing employees from doing certain things on those computers, controlling who can access what…there is only one operating system that is the clear winner here. Not to mention the entire UNIX security model is severely limited. Being limited to 3 permissions for 3 different classes of users is not going to meet the demands of middle management people who obsess over what permissions they are willing to give employees.

“I swear, officer, I was just searching for CP to catch OTHER people!”

It would be just as pathetic as that scene from Something About Mary. “Yeah I was just going to pee, too!”

Maybe they had some kind of legal sanctioning to do it, but holy crap, I wouldn’t want that in my search history. I would hope software like that has some mechanism where if people search for certain words it results in an automatic reporting to some FBI API somewhere. I actually know of a couple of people who got caught with that stuff. One got 25 years. The other jumped bail and they eventually caught him. I’m not sure if he’s been sentenced yet but I bet he’ll get double of what the other guy who cooperated got. Those people are creepy AF and nobody in their right mind would want to be associated with any of it. Those people are 10 times worse than neo nazis.

The funny thing is the first guy, everybody could kind of tell he was a creep. But the FBI caught him and he completely cooperated and admitted everything. The second guy, he really seemed like he was going to be the only person in his family who actually turned out to be a decent guy. He was a really sweet kid in a super trashy family. And then all of a sudden everything goes down and everybody is in shock. Then he jumps bail. Last I heard his dad was about to lose his house because he used it as collateral to bail his piece of shit son out of jail.

This open source software needs to include code that reports certain search terms. There are ML algorithms out there that can automatically detect this stuff. Do not search for that kind of content, thinking you’re some sort of vigilante. There are ways to deal with this shit without putting yourself in serious legal peril.

It’s like watching an episode of Beavis and Butt-Head where every single decision they make is a bad decision. And it’s hilarious.