Ugh, yeah. Monster Truck (my cat) is all white and I typically wear all black, and he is a cuddly motherfucker.
Ugh, yeah. Monster Truck (my cat) is all white and I typically wear all black, and he is a cuddly motherfucker.
IDK man is this one of those things where as an American I grew up with like super processed chocolate and regular chocolate would just taste strange to me?
Hold on now. Cat’s playing 4D chesssssss.
Cat was also a snake in a past life.
Old lady comes up and says “Hero, can you help rescue my cat from that tree?”
I’ll do it, and I’ll do it for free!
I’ll do it, but you better pay me.
If you don’t get out of my way right now I’m going to shotgun you in the face.
Welcome to Heaven! Here’s your harp!
Welcome to Hell. Here’s your accordion.
If the alternative is scurvy I’d rather just be a dude with a dick that likes vag that’s emasculate.