After first contact

A: These are our mini neutron star fusion reactors. The most advanced technology to have ever existed. We basically take a chunk of neutron star matter and divide it into two. We neutralize the negative effect and extreme gravity with our space-time bending gravity manipulation technology. We let the two mini neutro spheres accelerate and collide. This generates enough energy to power atleast 3 planets for 1000 cycles. Not onl–

H: Wait a minute. I have a question.

A: Please feel free to ask any questions.

H: How do you convert the raw energy generated into a usable form at that scale?

A: We use utlra high intensity lasers for energy transfer to plane–

H: No. That’s not what I’m asking. How do you convert the raw energy at reactor into a usable form?

A: …

H: …

A: We boil water wi–

H: Motherf-- enrages and loses sanity

Stolen from reddit.

Hehe hood ornament hehe

What recent developments?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YSltK-10zk

At the same time?

Which means she was born after Titanic was released.

°_•

We had unlimited night data plans here in India for some time. Might still be available in some places.

The sea-ice people

Penguins?

4X? That’s nothing. There is a version of Hulk that is bigger than some planets.

Because of their output.

Get a cat.

UPI: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unified_Payments_Interface

Pfffft… Gary Neville did it already.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4Y9iXjK_uU

Jurassic Park’s Sequel Problem

This video is 7 years old and still relevant.

What’s ‘hung like a horse’ meat?

Is physical violence common on RuPaul’s show?🤔

Come to India and you’ll see it everywhere.

If they’re stopping at red light in the first place, that is.

Can you remove battery and try with power adapter?