A.k.a Jimmy Kimmel

Yeah my signature is a smiley face!

I’m “abnormal” 🫨

So it’s not normal to have a 55 day cycle? Oh snap!

I would watch this again and again and treasure it and call it my precious FOREVER.

The movie could be a long story arc with the main fish getting the ring stuck around them and having all sorts of adventures, learning valuable lessons and finally returning to their spawning point to teach the other local fish all the knowledge the main fish had learned. It would all wrap up to this beautifully happy ending and BAM! Déagol grabs it. Movie ends.

Or a scientist.

That company sucks balls. I worked at a franchise as a driver for a few years. Saw all the craziness. I still order from the same store I used to work at because my kids love the pizza, and the same 4 older dudes still work delivery there. Doomed to be stuck there for the rest of their lives. It’s depressing

RIP

You, Pinhead! I’M DIRTY DAN

I couldn’t agree with you more. I’m straight, and I love it when my wife does stuff to my booty

Eatin’ wormies out a pot that some wet ass pigeon

Yay I found the spider!

Yass queen!

Truly a wholesome and inspiring post!

OP should crosspost this to wholesome!!

Can someone explain this?

This is some top quality art right here.

Side note… anyone have the link to Cthulu’s OF? Asking for a friend

Oooo I love this idea. Trap doors that lead to a pit filled with hungry gators… I’m gonna go get my axe!

No, four!!!

That’s terrifying… I hope you and your family are able to get somewhere safe for the time being

I’m on the team running the weather machine this time. We are very excited for this run!

After gathering so much data from the last several storms, we finally have the power to call hurricanes and tornadoes exactly where we want them to go!

We’ll be feasting on the fetuses Boden personally hands us after this run, fellas!

I actually drink something very similar (zero sugar) as well! Sio it in the morning, stay hydrated… the insomnia is something I’ve had since I was a kid, unsuccessfully treated. At least I don’t have to sleep as much as average people!