I think my brother still has one of those kicking around somewhere. I’m pretty sure his kids are playing with it now.

Like, a tall glass jar?

You… Serve… Couscous from a jar?

And on another note, you cook/buy/store cooked couscous in a bag?

That’s trippy. Try following the cable from end to end.

We need a catchy name for electric motorbikes. ehog? ebraaap? Ducat-e?

Kingdom Leave: Retainment

Are we sure it creates a vacuum and not the opposite?

Maybe it’s supposed to be a 50m radius. Of a sphere.

Yup, if Bugs is Frodo, Daffy must be Sam. Elmer Fudd can be Gollum.

Sploosh

It’s like when customer service call centers have 'longer than average wait times" because of “higher than average call volume” all of the fucking time. If it happens all the time, it ain’t higher than average.

If you think two car lengths is tailgating, you haven’t seen nothing yet!

Little granny needs to jack up her seat to its maximal height. And maybe get a booster seat if necessary. Either that or a periscope.

Why? Do you want them to tailgate you instead?

Humans aren’t actually that good at visually measuring distances.

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/judging-distances-and-depth-perception-change-with-arm-length/

Did you call him Aj or A.J?

Anodes for the anode gods!

Tesalsa

More like Six Packs

Those sound like things I can go buy at the local IKEA