Bayern war schon immer ein Clown Zirkus.

GTA IV actually, not even counting the two huge DLCs, just the base game alone.

Everything higher than the second floor of a building is a big nope to me. My family made me go on holidays via airplane back when I was a wee child and I kept screaming for the entire duration of both flights. They never tried that shite ever again. I mean, what did they expect, really, knowing damn well about my severe anxiety issues? Even today I’d never set foot on any kind of aircraft, even with knockout medication and a million Dollars in return. Just no. I do not belong in the sky. I need solid ground or water under my feet. Interestingly enough it’s cool for me to go hiking in the mountains. The mountains are solid and therefore they are my friends. If I fall down, that’s on me then.

Ganz, ganz schlechte Idee, liebe Leute.

Pro: I never get seasick, no matter how rough it gets. Con: Terrified of heights and flying.

Style is eternal.

Not a movie, but I’d like to throw the Zanta Claws episodes from Eddsworld into the ring.

Does the Lord Of The Ring extended trilogy count?

I just looked up the price for a 4 pack online, one place listing them at $9.48. Now, did they at least have a very customer friendly refund policy at the store and paid you $9480000.00 back?

The most important question now is: How many packs did you buy?

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Warum so kompliziert? Die können doch einfach alle nach Russland ziehen. Damit wäre uns allen geholfen.

Does BMX count? If not, I’m going for a Sabre, preferrably in green colour.

Was zum Fick??? Merke: Ab sofort nur noch mit Pfefferspray, Gaspistole und Kubotan auf der Insel herum spazieren. Zumindest würde ich das jeder anderen Frau empfehlen.

Well, a little, but it also makes me realise I should only surround myself with decent people and cut contact with anyone awful.

Direkt unter Hannover!

Da bin ich voll und ganz bei euch! : )

Tut mir sehr leid, aber der Weißwurstäquator verläuft nunmal direkt unterhalb von Hannover…

Moin!

Helgoland ist nun aufgrund meiner schlechten Mikroweich Mal-Kenntnisse ein unabhängiger Staat. Ist doch auch schön.