Next administration will probably sweep stuff like this under the rug and tell people to eat more carrots to build nAtUrAl ImMuNiTy.

Now give them a thousand tomahawks and the location of every single Putin palace.

“It just HAS to work this time.” -Guy stuffing wads of cash into his pockets mutters.

As long as they want because there will always be stupid people who believe them.

Figures the guy who let AIDS run rampant in Indiana doesn’t care about RFK Jr’s stance on viruses.

Elmo can’t hide this shit.

It would be glorious if on his last day, Biden mass pardons all undocumented immigrants just to throw a monkey wrench and a bucket of glue into the machine.

They are going to go after dispensaries.

I guarantee it. Stock up while you can if you can.

It literally says in the headline they won’t be paid…

Next time ebola breaks out, I half expect him to eat a live bat on TV to prove it doesn’t exist and immediately become patient zero right here

Gen Z:

The memes, tho!! Lulz

Until people start suing for the pension fund, nothing will change.

You take away the pigs retirement, and all hell will break loose.

Those 3% (going by your math):

Pick crops

Contribute $90 billion or more in tax for the county via sales tax.

Without those people, we have no food, and immediate inflation begins. You know, the thing everyone was bitching about that was literally caused by Trumps inaction on COVID.

This affects EVERYONE in the US.

Thing is, mate…fascists rarely stay inside their boarders. This is going to be the whole world’s problem in about 3 months.

With enough ketamine, you’ll definitely be able to reach Mars!

jumps around on stage like a dipshit

Buy canned goods, look into how to perserve food, look into local support groups, and co-ops for social and food aspects.

Look into VPNs to make sure you have the ability to see what’s going on and not be limited internet wise.

Look into running for your local government, school board, whatever you can to limit the effect these assholes can do.

Trumps next pick to head the IRS?

Vivak:

ACK ACK ACK!

Elmo:

snorts massive amount of ketamine

We should cut the Navy.

Vivak:

ACK ACK ACK!

Id much have her in a position where she will inevitablely fuck up and be fired (his turnover ratio is insane for a Stable Genius) over a 6 year appointment.

National emergency–> Martial Law–> Execution of political enemies deporting illegals.