“But who’s to blame, how do we stop this?”

Did the story list every single American city, or was it a complete obfuscation of the facts on the ground?

Spring-Summer: 18 (if hotter - underpants)

Fall-Winter: 3 (if colder + sweater & balaclava)

That’s fucking daunting. Imagine being too afraid to yell at someone who spiked your dinner with excruciatingly painful amounts of hot sauce because they might disappear your family and torture you to death.

while gruesomely mutilating political opponent “Let them eat Cheetos.”

Serious question, are the wasps as likely to get diarrhea eating that as I think they are, and will the hive reject them at the entrance if they’re doing the insect equivalent of shitting their pants the way hives do with drunks?

Very small, precision needle-nose pliers work as well, but there needs to at least be a very small part of the key-break to grab. If the key somehow snaps in a position that’s even slightly recessed, I’ve used a tootpick and tiny dab of superglue (not enough to spread and touch the lock itself - be careful lol).

Please tell your cat that I said ‘beep’ back. :3

I’m not on the inside track on this, but it may be for biometric cataloguing of persons denied entry, or even something so simple as testing for drugs, but couldn’t say 100% what U.S. immigration agents have been legally entitled entitled to since 9/11.

It’s what moths crave.

Well, good luck. /s

The stupid bastards would have a hard time throwing a stone anywhere in any American city without hitting someone who’s been fucked over or had their family damaged/destroyed by an insurance company.

The inability to rewind without activating ads was what really got me back in the day. Nobody wants to call over their friend to watch something cool/funny, only to have the clip trigger an ad when they restart it.

I wish that I’d screenshotted it, but I’ve had one outrageously long 1+ hr. ad on Youtube. The thing was literally a feature length infomercial, I thought that autoplay had carried onto the next videos in my playlist and couldn’t believe that it was an ad when I saw the length. For shit like that to have slipped through Youtube’s “quality control” even once speaks volumes - how in the Hell did someone submit an ad longer than a Saturday morning cartoon and have it slotted into the same category as 15 second toothpaste ads?

I’ll stick to watching my coffee brew on a webcam, everything else is more fun in person.

More power to you. Try sliding a reference to

into the mix too, just to see whether or not anyone you’re talking to is really willing to call you out on the innuendo.

Countdown to panicked Fox News segment about LBGTQ+ cannibals in 5… 4… 3…

Might want to hold off on telling people that you were thirsty and drank a tall glass of Jill: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jilling

That’s super cute, kids and naming pets is a winning combination. RIP to your little buddy.

Handsome little gentleman, fetching collar. 10/10 would pet.