Women always will be habitually underestimated.

The person for whom the word prugly was created.

Technically made with high fructose corn syrup. I’ll allow it.

“It’s the equivalent of the congressional Medal of Honor, but civilian version. It’s actually much better because everyone (who) gets the congressional Medal of Honor, they’re soldiers. They’re either in very bad shape because they’ve been hit so many times by bullets, or they’re dead,” Trump concluded.

If you have balanitis: wash your penis every day using just water or an emollient (moisturising treatment) gently pull back your foreskin and wash the area with warm water. dry gently after washing. if you use condoms, choose condoms for sensitive skin. wash your hands before peeing or touching your penis

Now do WilFred Flintstone

This will be the ski capital of the world once the Gulf stream finishes dying out.

This is a shitty meme because that dude was so religious he would never touch a wiener unless it was on the Lord Jesus Christ. Then he would personally guide it wherever his Lord desired, playing with His balls and rimming Him all the while.

Needs mayo

Actually only affects the earth based trout population.

You’re just making it worse.

I would have sex with this bumper sticker.

Also the least wealthy joint.

Looks like a great place to film a porn, Dawg.

Me 30 years ago: I am so happy they made this game!

Me now: See above.

It’s sue her, not sushi.

You could try but typically archers prefer to own rather than rent.

Just because what they show you looks like a hot dog doesn’t make it a puppy.

Could be an RV painted to look like a bus. Some people would fuck with you that way. Never trust.

Fart Attack Burger.