I was thinking about this as well. The spy/troll hits the War Thunder forum with a post like “I hear the new F47 doesn’t even have any components of the Next Generation Air Dominance program” … then he waits for a bite, reels in a little by giving a few fake statements and arguing… then waits for the inevitable top secret manual to be posted.

What!?!? We can’t just randomly fire on other nations without them retaliating? Outrageous!

It has to be from an endangered gorilla.

Agreed, it is pretty spot on. Capturing the originals vacant stare is what makes it.

Dont threaten us with a good time.

Agreed, my friends knew about 90% of these and most of them are not on Lemmy. I think the weak link, or the one most hadn’t heard of, is the new funding bill that grants Trump more crazy powers to thwart the justice system … but at this point who can be surprised by that.

28% of Americans think they are billionaires that are just suffering a temporary financial setback.

I call dibs on being “Cousin Johnny” I will only attend baptisms, weddings, funerals, and maybe the social events afterwards.

Cops and city government are more interested in giving people tickets than they are of solving crime. Implement a new theft enforcement team that takes complaints online with porch video attachments and goes after porch pirates? No … they dont have the resources.

Put in more traffic cameras to catch speeders and red light runners? Oh yeah, get those criminals.

Do you work in ICE Human Resources? How do you know their recruiting process so well? Trump is going to get mad that you divulged his secret super stable genius hiring process.

“I’m afraid it was the MORmons. Yes, the MORmons were the correct answer.” –The Director of Hell (Southpark)

Agreed, this is a clear cut Constitutional violation. Should be worth millions.

If you dont live in Cali then it is “somebody else” by default. The governor of Cali could call for a volunteer militia to form up. It’s within his legal rights.

The “someone else” in this case would be the Cali governor.

I almost always say this. I usually turn down the job and state that the pay being offered is a little too low … they sometimes raise it.

Your post makes no sense.

It’s a long fucking drive to Cali for me.

If only the founding fathers had given us the tools to deal with government overreach. Sadly the founders were just weak men that would threaten to sue over anything the British Empire did and took no action. They taught us nothing. If we could think for a SECOND Im sure we could thing up an AMMENDMENT to the Constitution that would enable a state to repel federal forces from the state. Considering those federal forces are actually state forces (National Guard), and have already been declared illegal by the court … perhaps a well regulated militia of armed volunteers could be called in to help. Sadly, our Constitution just doesn’t allow this.

“A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.”

Immediate deportations probably should not count on this number. That is where they are caught crossing or right after crossing and then sent back.

I know. They are basically inviting if not taunting.

Newsflash: The commander overseeing operations CANNOT temporarily detain people as it is a constitutional violation. What they are trying to say (between the lines) is that they have declared “Martial Law Light”.

Shit is about to get (more) stupid.