Having bottles at all is government overreach. I want you to pour the drink into my cupped hand for me to lap it up. No Big Government is going to tell me I have to use a bottle like a goddamn baby!

This isn’t true - we know that both from EU media and the films that followed TPM. But I believe it used to be true when TPM was first produced

The whole “vaccines cause autism” thing that’s a huge part of the anti-vax movement was literally a scam to make money for Andrew Wakefield

hbomberguy video on vaccines

Or if you don’t want to watch a two hour video 😂 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Wakefield

Depends on your house, right. I know someone who lives completely off grid, although they do have indoor plumbing. They’re not even way out in the wilds either, just 10-15 miles from the nearest town. They’re actually only a mile or two from a hydroelectric plant! I’d say it is unusual and unnecessary though, in most cases

Doms be like

If it worked in Finding Nemo, it’ll work in real life

Is that when the crowds have sex louder than the artist’s performance?

Everyone’s brains became fully trained and they were no longer needed

Also, why are you paying them rather than the owner of the bathroom? I’m guessing this is American based on that detail haha

Wait, what? What kind of crazy place do you live? I take it that everyone who applies to such a job is just a pervert who likes listening to everyone using the toilet. (or do you have separate toilet and sink rooms?)

It can’t do both at the same time.

That’s what I wasn’t taking into account, thanks.

My car sounds similar to your CRX. It uses either two cylinders, four cylinders or four cylinders and turbo depending on how hard I push the accelerator pedal. It’s very cool :)

Thanks for the comprehensive answer

That is my uneducated assumption too, but I’ve heard multiple people (some online, some IRL) who have said that about their remaps

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The one and only weird thing that people do online

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Language_deprivation_experiments

I already knew about Psamtik’s experiment but I thought I had a bigger memory of it than what I was able to find quickly. There’s a good starting place if you want to look deeper but I’m not that interested

How would you know if your sense of self is changing? Surely you always feel like yourself else you wouldn’t be you…?

Catholics start sweating

That IP address is coming from inside the house!

If only YouTube ads were as unobtrusive as PornHub’s… one five-second-skippable ad before each video is all I’ve ever seen

City Planner: Hey, I’m just reviewing the plans for the traffic light control shed and that there’s no way for the guy inside to see what the traffic’s doing outside.

Architect, who forgot that windows exist: Err… that’s for … well… it’s to ensure the safety of the operator during road rage incidents … They’ll be using CCTV to watch everything. Of course I know about windows haha…