I thought that for a minute too but I figured the way where trump gets paid is more likely

Nah just has the one eye

He’s going to acquire truth social and merge it in. I would put doge coin on it, but not actual money

A garage

Thanks Satan

Ben and Jerry’s shuts down: says america no longer deserves ice cream.

Mastodon

Yeah it really shouldn’t take actual fascism to get people off predatory social media but here we are

She should mail the clot to her state senator

Oh no we made our country an authoritarian shithole and it bummed the young people out so hard that we no longer have infinite babies to throw at war and capitalism. Gee fuckin whiz

Sounds like a lot but it’s actually just 8 swimming pool sized tubs they mislabeled

Game of thrones hahahahahahaha at this point I’ll just wait for George to finish

Wtf is maxipad even making that I would care to allocate bandwidth to?

One would think

I think a big part of this is rural over representation. Not even talking the senate, but the house to be fair should allot 1 rep per the minimum pop of any state, which would give us about 573 reps and like 676 electors for president. Hell if we did it as the founders intended, one per like 60k people we’d have a house of 5.6k members.

Yep that’s where he first broke containment

Maybe they should try firing some more workers.

Rolexes

This is correct. The headrest is meant for you to bang your head on in frustration while stuck in traffic

Brick, laugh, love