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yooo, this is totally me when 👌👌👌

psst… sometimes someone sees you doing just a litl easier and so, they may ask you if you can carry some of their load too, and i love to, i love it, i know how it was for me, but then sometimes, you learn how to help those people so well, that you both end up regressing

what’s a power bottom in lesbian?

ugh, i read it in his voice

what’s so bad about this movie?

schick? venus?

but the cheap labor?? the us wouldn’t survive without the prison system, don’t know why they’re wasting good drugs on the guy though, why waste a life unless we get to make some burgers out of him or something, right? god bless

i take caffeine pills, i need the caffeine, but if i had to sit down and drink a whole cup of liquid, i find that i just don’t, i’m sure i could find the time for it but i don’t

i have done my research and i personally choose to believe that they’re grumpin’ us, it sounds too good to not be true

dear onlookers, i swear i am not a furry, dear op, there is this app called Barq that i haven’t made any lasting friendships on, but the people i’ve connected with are weird enough that their interests are usually more likely to line up with mine, my most reliable pokemon go raid buddy i met through it, also i used an app for a bit called Meetup that had a lot of weekly events and stuff on it, went to a few game nights in random cafes around my town through it, so depending on your area that can help

don’t forget the disney clause

kamala would have turned around

this lady is definitely the fall guy for some chicken mafia related activities, people were profiting from this, it’s bigger than just one lady and some friends, how can you move that much chicken in a day, everyday? someone find the closest wing place and tell me that their prices are incredibly reasonable at least

fast food or dine in? it’s funny because the less “corporate” the restaurant, the more likely it is that they’re getting a lot of their ingredients in the same place that you get yours

where do you live that tipping is mandatory? or are you talking about something else?

tbh i feel like, in mine own litntl romantic heart, that’s what would make it even better, so i guess that i just have a duty now then, i hate the burdens of creativity, but we do need it -_-

such an old thread, who are you pandering to? you could just message me directly if you need someone to talk to

but- my doctor told me that although i’m bedridden, if i just start fasting, i’ll be able to walk without pain again 🧐🤌 /s

edit: this is a joke about the american healthcare system frequently deciding that overweight patients would not have a problem if they weren’t overweight, and many doctors also preaching the CICO (calories in, calories out) method, it is a joke agreeing with the poster

Houston Tipping is an easy to remember name, what happened to this guy here, was not an isolated incident