I’m extremely short sighted, so beyond a foot away from my face everything is about as blurry as the image before removing the NSFW filter.

Same, but only before I clicked the NSFW thing to unblur lmao

Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Pupthulhu Bork’lyeh wagah’nagl fhtagn

They’re also aknowledging that it already existed… It’s new to windows. I don’t like them either but you don’t need to actively look for shit to be upset at them over.

When it works I’ll use piped and shit, but half the time it doesn’t work lmao

And throwing shit very well

This machine doesn’t care. Your certainty is more folly in the face of a lathe.

I’m using the bathroom right now, have only gotten 3 hours of sleep at most, and am browsing Lemmy so that I don’t get a panic attack over potentially not having my medication for two weeks…

Meanwhile swap them to get normal baking and cooking without a predefined recipe. Anyone can cook and have it turn out well. If you do not have at least a masters in chemistry and you try to bake, it will fucking explode, burn, still be frozen in the center (even if it wasn’t before), be too salty, need a little bit more salt, implode, and make the entire house smell like it’s on fire until the heat death of the universe 5 seconds after you put it in the oven.

If you have a recipe they’re fairly similar, but baking is more precise while cooking usually requires more direct attention.

For a moment I misread the title as something about Counter Strike somehow having something to do with gun control measures and got very confused…

If you think you’re useless you probably ARE being taken advantage of.

Hence why the meme says bi and not pan

The problem was more that I didn’t even know what I was looking at. It just stopped at a screen with terminal output from it booting up, so I thought it was just stuck… After a bit I found something on an arch forum that mentioned opening up a new terminal instance (or something like that), and how to do it, which led me to realize that gnome got uninstalled.

Once I figured that out it only took 5 minutes to fix, but I only found that after an hour of assuming that it was frozen and trying to fix that.

I use Ubuntu and that is literally the coffee machine I use… Except I don’t use the actual cups, I’m basically only using it as a source of hot water, and instead I use different cups that are reusable, and just are there to hold the coffee grounds. And similarly, I got flathub on Ubuntu, installed shit to get appimages working, and accidentally uninstalled gnome at one point, which took me an hour to fix mostly because it just stopped at a terminal I couldn’t input anything on, so I had to figure out that I could open up a new one that would actually let me log in and reinstall gnome.

Obviously Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and Monty Python and the Holy Grail Black Knight and Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie, Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan are outside

The dumb part isn’t the joke. The dumb part is the person saying “thanks dad” is called “Dad” in the phone.

If you type 9,999 your house burns down

“Design dice” so weighted dice?

I wish I had less self consciousness so my vocabulary consisted of more than fifteen words.

Care to elaborate? I can’t find any information searching online.