“Of course it was cost-intensive to program an engine that will render every single eyelash at a resolution that will require the player to buy an additional graphics card for each eyelash concurrently on-screen, but now we only need twelve and a half billion people to buy, no, what am I saying, to pre-order and pre-pay the Ultra-Super-Deluxe-Collector’s Edition and we’ll start to turn a profit.”
Are you telling me that the inventor of Jizz music would intentionally hide uncouth things in his movies? I’m sorry, but that seems rather far-fetched.
What, you think I’m kidding?
“How would you like to waste this particular turn?”
Potayto, potahto, all depends on which reality you choose to inhabit.
Don’t worry, no danger of killing real people in the Middle East. All the “collateral damage” will be brown people, not Americans. They’ll have all the kinks ironed out and will make sure that the AI doesn’t hurt white targets before the technology is distributed to every national police district.
I wish this post even deserved a /s.
These are called schools and universities and whatnot.
“Mphhuhuhuhu, go on, eat it. It’s a traditional dish here.”
*Autounfall
*Kochpunkterhitzungstemperaturschreibgeilindiekommentarewenndudasverstehstbohnenerfrischungsgetränktasseninhalt
Did the missiles blindfold him and then stab him in the back five times?
Plus whatever FOX happens to vomit up that day.
The regular process would be:
have idea for easy solution to known problem
think it through
realise that there more factors at play that would lead to other problems
Trump reaches stage 1 on a good day.
To be fair, he probably meant that only cops should be allowed to use violence with impunity, certainly not the… wink wink nudge nudge… “urban people”.
Well, finally. There are still so many unused seconds in a day where the consumer cattle is not forcibly blasted with advertisements, it brings tears to the eyes…
I’m not certain that it was an explicit condition negotiated with Musk, but I’m sure his investors had full confidence in his ability to do it anyway :)
Fine dust does not have the consistency of chunky salsa, so it checks out.
The druid version is “Create Shortcut”.
Sure, we got him back, but… ever since… he’s … off, somehow.
Split brain configuration: Allows focusing on multiple concentration checks/spells at once. This could also be called paralellization, or multithreaded.
Allows you to concentrate on two concentration spells instead of just one. However, the spell itself is concentration.
Your mom.
Wait, that doesn’t make any sense.
Wait, it not masking any sense has never deterred anyone from making a your mom joke, so it’s fine after all.
Wait, that’s actually a pretty grim appraisal of the state of what is considered to be humorous.
In that case, I’ll go with my sweatpants instead, if I may.