The most ridiculous claim here is a functioning FBI.

Problem is we did half the plan. We referred them to counseling and then they couldn’t get through to a counselor. Because that part cost money so it was half-asses

Get tsla puts, people will get angry and want to hurt the real President.

No way, only one of you is leaving the X House, and it’s not him.

Nature will take care of florida.

Does anyone at DOJ not call her Blondi as she walks away?

I’m going to be the handlebar of a motorcycle, but be in my own square.

“It’s not about left or right, but right or wrong.”

Christians need to come to terms with the fact they kneel before the pharohs.

I just emailed my Senator and told them now is the time to kneel, or govern.

Look, the man needs a sober driver, please think of the pedestrians.

I have a town called “Go’way” because that’s what they told every cartographer from the closed gates.

This guys has a one-track mind.

Maybe he’s just training for the real thing.

Okay, one more…. Uhhhhhhh

If he does this one more time, they may send him up the river… to try having sex with a seat on the ferry.

I’ve been a conservative voter with ethics my whole life and Obama was the best candidate I ever voted for.

Sale on Scientists!

Not only can you do that, in some circles you will need to wear a lifejacket to keep from drowning in pussy.

There are some workable solutions inside the nation as well, as the federal system is dismantled. If WA, OR, CA, HI, the tribal counsels, and maybe AZ and NM (if they can play nice) got together, we could do a number of things to shore up the left part of the US.

First, states are not subject to patent. Each could choose a critical, expensive medication and produce it, sharing supply around the compact. Tribes could easily make epi-pens for their share.

Second, tie this into a compact equivalent of a multi-state healthcare that creates a floor healthcare for all citizens. Hawaii could lead this effort, they essentially already have it in their state. Get to the point you can cover people with income up to $70,000/yr california equivalent (based on living expenses) and let healthcare companies create supplemental plans like for medicare.

Third, as trump wrecks FEMA, form compacts for emergency response with mexico and canada and among these states. This is not currently legal but if FEMA is gone, why not just do it and who cares.

Fourth, create cooperative food sharing among states for excess crops. Federal programs just got destroyed, and california has a lot of excess supply. Let the compact members have a market where they can, as states, buy excess for their food programs. Let the program deal as an entity with non-compact states, which isn’t controlling interstate commerce, feds, it’s just the free market at work using the power of liberty to make red states either meet the price or we look outside the US.

A lot of this just recreates existing structures that are being destroyed, but leaves the red states that destroyed them to fend for themselves.

Sounds to me like a bunch of people having a good time in a festive atmosphere.

Innocent people. Completely innocent people play Civ 5.

If I saw his body-weight in bees walking down the sidewalk in a skin suit, I would high five him, no question.

Look she is his designated driver, are you going to make her wait in the car with the bottle of gin?