the fuckin leads are weak? you’re weak.

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that’s not true!

he cannot possibly look more foolish, at this point.

there are also people who genuinely feel happy for their SOs in these situations. Compersion is real and fucking wonderful. not enough people know 'bout it.

I fuckin hate how right you are.

goddammit.

so, Oregon had “the biggest increase in synthetic opioid deaths among states” 😱

“…that have reported their numbers.”

I feel like that last phrase is doing a lot of work. I’m not going to put in the work to figure out the numbers, but it’s a weird place to end the article.

Tbh, I’d fuck someone for going on ONE quest for me. Doesn’t even have to be dangerous, could just be something like, Can you swing by the shop on the way over? Thank you 🥵