But it’s little Bill Cosby. Would you kill little baby Hitler?

I could see there being a correlation between cat owners and techies. How strong of a correlation though? We’ll need a study for that.

And I’ll have you know I have ferrets. Which some call cat snakes.

I think there’s one important question we haven’t covered yet. Do you also need to limit the amount you fart?

Because that could affect food choice. Or is that not a factor and you’ll be able to discretely let loose somewhere?

Does that work for (a good portion of the population) who are lactose intolerant?