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elliot_crane@lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•From now on, I wish to be addressed as Lt. Commodore Squid8·5 months agoYeah… what a shame. These poor tortured souls have to settle for Dipl. Ass. instead.
elliot_crane@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•Lenovo has removed its iconic TrackPoint nub from new ThinkPad laptops | PCWorldEnglish2·5 months agoBack when I was in high school, we had a shared pool of laptops stored in the library, and our teachers would reserve the library space for days when we were supposed to be working on laptops. My district had a bunch of Dells with the nipple mouse. To this day I still think it’s probably the most convenient and precise input device I’ve ever used.
elliot_crane@lemmy.worldto 3DPrinting@lemmy.world•Before You Criticize People Who Bought BambuEnglish3·5 months agoThis was happening a lot yesterday but I eventually got through to opt my machine in.
elliot_crane@lemmy.worldto 3DPrinting@lemmy.world•Bambu Lab Firmware Update Forces Cloud Dependency & User Lock-In - AVOID THEIR 3D PRINTERS!English8·5 months agoAs a relatively new X1C owner and a noob to the hobby, thank you for sharing this. I installed it a few hours ago and it seems to be working basically just as good as bambu’s firmware as far as I can tell.
I’m going to be going with X1Plus and OrcaSlicer from here on out, because this shit from bambu lab ain’t cool.
elliot_crane@lemmy.worldto 3DPrinting@lemmy.world•You wouldn't download a boat (Benchy-pocalypse 2025)English8·6 months agoI just got done reading about the benchy controversy and now I see that someone turned out an alternative model less than 24h ago with a master class troll of a name. What an absolute legend.
I mean… if it was enough to cover a stamp and I was the post office worker, I’d be a bro about it.
Ok look I will fully admit that I didn’t notice that, nor did I notice the fetus wired up to drop out of the anus, but I think you’re making some assumptions here about intelligence/horniness. I was distracted by the myriad questions that arose when considering the prospect of a glass belly to monitor pregnancy. What would it be shaped like? Would it just be a little TV screen like a Tellytubby? A porthole like the windows on SpongeBob’s house? Would it just be a big old solid Buddha belly but made of glass? Or maybe some space age tech that lets it flex like a foldable phone. Also, would people be born like that or would the glass belly form upon becoming pregnant? There’s just so many logistics to consider here…
elliot_crane@lemmy.worldto A Comm for Historymemes@lemmy.world•There's nothing less acceptable to The Will Of The People than losing an election!English3·6 months agoYou’re entitled to believe whatever you want, but when your political ideology includes supporting/encouraging/performing violence towards anyone who doesn’t agree with you, then yeah, you’re no longer invited to be a part of civil discussion.
Yeah this is an easy Shiloh angle for me. I’m down for some Radiohead every now and then, and when I’m not, that’s what noise cancelling headphones are for.
elliot_crane@lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Did you recently get cancer near me?4·6 months agoSame here. They put me on a short round of it because it apparently can kickstart a sluggish sinus system to start draining properly again. It did that, and it also gave me the locked in kind of focus that people claim to get from Adderall, but I didn’t have any twitching or jitters. I was just fully in the zone, the Predni-zone.
elliot_crane@lemmy.worldto News@lemmy.world•US farm groups want Trump to spare their workers from deportation82·7 months agoOh wow you said “don’t at me about Gaza” 8 hours ago and no self-aggrandizing dipshit has stopped by yet to uhm ackshually you about how the Democratic Party was literally (read: figuratively) shooting Palestinian children in the face. I’d say that crowd might actually have collectively pulled their heads out of each others’ asses, but I think it’s far more likely that Rostelekom is having an outage today or something.
OSRS or the shitty one?
elliot_crane@lemmy.worldto News@lemmy.world•RFK Jr wants to promote raw milk as HHS secretary – experts say it’s dangerous7·8 months agoWhere’s our homie Hannibal Lecter at?
I’ll never forget when the CDC’s official coronavirus FAQ had “Can I contract coronavirus from eating Chinese food?”. That was a real eye opener to just how many dumbasses are out there.
Hey christofash men, if everybody is entitled to their own personal and private relationship with god, and you should love god as he loves you, it’s totally legal for your wife to think about god’s massive peener while you’re having sex strictly for the purposes of procreation. Just noodle on that for a bit.
elliot_crane@lemmy.worldto Today I Learned@lemmy.world•TIL there's a town called "Xbox" in Yucatán, southeastern MexicoEnglish3·8 months agoOne of my favorite geography facts, there are no fewer than three villages named “Shit” in Iran.
Might’ve been this one? I just searched for “Precise electric screwdriver” and found one that closely matches your picture.