I would have painted penises around them to get them fixed

That’s being pretty generous. I’m expecting Great Depression levels

Just as an aside, that $20bn figure wouldn’t even come close to ending homelessness in the US. That’s just how much it would cost to house the homeless population, which is a bandaid on the issue.

The US government as a whole needs a major rewrite to actually address the issue. It’s not a situation with a simple solution.

In my experience, Starlink has been surprisingly stable. Not that I own it personally, but I do know people who have it that would instantly call me for help if they had a single issue with it.

Also the Democrats who keep siding with them.

No, you misunderstood. You see, the crisis lasts your entire generation

If they institute a draft you’re not going to be allowed to leave the country.

Mine was OkCupid, but I know my results aren’t common.

Yes, it is. Although kilts eliminate the need.

As an aside, thongs are also great at helping keep things dry.

It’s old age, for me

It’s really not much of a spoiler.

Idk if you’ve taken econ 101, but losing 500,000,000 customers is usually something you feel.

Because they’re a shit company

I’m pretty resistant to stimulants, but I have ADHD so that skews this.

I straight up told mine I require significantly more anesthesia because of my genetics. He made the incision, asked if I felt it, I said yes, then he started.

I did find out that I have an enormous pain tolerance, though. Fortunately the recovery was a breeze, so I guess I speed ran the pain.

I woke up during my colonoscopy. I distinctly remember asking for more anesthesia, and them telling me I already had the max.

There are 100% people with a gene that makes them metabolize anesthesia super rapidly, myself included. It’s linked to the gene for red hair, but red hair isn’t a requirement (I have it and I’m not a redhead, although my mom is).

I’ve 100% woken up during surgeries I should not have been conscious for, because the anesthesiologist didn’t believe me. Those include a pediatric colonoscopy, surgery to set a broken arm, my TEE (I was conscious, but in twilight sleep. Took 3 vials of versed and I still remember it), and my septoplasty.

And it’s not just general anesthesia either. It takes a fuck load of local anesthesia for me to feel it. My last filling they had to give me so much it paralyzed half my face for a while. Also, I wish my urologist had believed me when I said I wasn’t numb for my vasectomy.

Claiming there will be no withdrawal symptoms when taking it properly is factually incorrect.

Just because you didn’t experience them doesn’t mean others won’t. They might not be at the level of meth withdrawals, but they definitely exist.

That would require me being able to find anything in my rats nest of an office.