Chicks often have beautiful asses.
Are they feeling alright? I mean, I hope not.
lol. Of course, ®.
Bro wtf. I can’t pay for a parking spot without a feckin app.
Similar experience, if less severe. I was able to use rubbers at least some of the time, but they went the hell away as soon as the relationship became serious.
One thing that helped was making sure the damn thing was the right size. For all you youngins reading.
Just get some fat Asian guy with a bad haircut to call him “your excellency” and shit like that, there’s zero chance he has the mental capacity to discern reality from fantasy.
Because they haven’t bayoneted their dictator up the arse?
Nice
lol, this is a good one. But really not obvious what your intent is, unless one actually bothers to click.
I mean, shit, I thought it was dead obvious.
Yo i heard he is a secret muslin
USSS is on this guy like flies on shit and you’d better believe he’s not going anywhere if he loses the election. TF do you think Harris is gonna do, just be like “yeah, that trump guy, fuck him, whatever.” Everyone knows that he’s a tremendous national security risk (which truly blows my mind - assholes are going to actively vote to sabotage their own country).
I hope it works out okay for you.
eh, fuck it. Not worth engaging.
Having to work for another 20 years.