In certain U.S. states they send you an itemized bill for your own incarceration.

I would like to join you on this hill

I can’t remember the specific name, but I am playing the latest in the Monkey Island series. I know it got a lot of hate online due to its unique graphics, but it has all the humor I always loved about Monkey Island and it is definitely worth playing. Especially since it is free on gamepass

I am a lawyer. I am not your lawyer, and nothing contained within this comment can be used to create an attorney client relationship between us.

That being said, investigating getting a Guardianship through your county probate court. Should take care of all your needs.