Is this loss

Bite my shiny metal ass

Me in Halo 3

why is there a salami in his gameboy

Would be pretty funny if they don’t donate and he starts backing green policies out of spite.

There’s an episode of this show where the frog principal says the word “cashews” with a unique intonation multiple times, and it plays in my head every time I hear someone say the word cashews.

Wait, it’s a column called Bartleby about working more than you want to?

One of us. One of us.

It does say non-ethical instead of unethical, whatever that means.

Also doesn’t clarify what part of the situationship is un/non-ethical, so maybe it’s just about undisclosed political campaign contributions or smth

Some Scandinavian journalists did the same thing last year at the time of the scandal as well.

I mean, do we know how they were cooking them? Maybe the natives told them to eat them raw as a prank.

Also, they were presumably unsalted?! I may rather die too

Peer pressure from the Bionicles meetup

About 3 months ago I suddenly developed an indefatigable craving for olives. Since then I’ve eaten about a small jar a week. IDK if I’m pregnant (seems unlikely) or if olives are just a normal part of adulthood, similar to how everyone in college eats a lot of toast on occasion.