Use the acronym: BOSS

It took me 10 minutes on Google Translate, but I eventually figured out that this is funny. 👍

THERE IS, AS YET, INSUFFICIENT DATA FOR A MEANINGFUL ANSWER.

I miss the “bone apple tea” subreddit. That and “boot too big” were constant sources of slightly stronger nostril exhalations.

Come on, “Pumpkin Spice” was right there.

Escargot Robbie

Bwaahahhahahaaahahhaa!

Don’t give Tesla any ideas.

One step at a time

I’ve never heard that joke before, but that’s brilliant.

barely held together by alcohol and a thin, icy, fragile exterior

I’m in this comment and I’m totally fine so stop asking.

Welcome to jaaaaazz club.

Wouldn’t it be nice to “fuck around” some, never get to “finding out” too fast.

I regret that I have but one job to quit.

Holy cow, that’s a deeeeeeeep memory that just floated back up.

Wololo

This is a highly regarded comment.

Sounds like the monsters on The Sopranos talking about their dicks. “I gave her the old suseej”.

How do I shoot photons?

If it’s a wooden door that you’re screwing into, dab some match sticks with a little bit of liquid nails and gently hammer them into the stripped-out screw hole, and cut them flush with the hole. Once the glue dries, you can drive the screw back into the matches and it’ll have enough wood to bite into.

Excuse me while I stare at my big hairy (proud!) feet as I try to figure out whether or not you just insulted me.