USA is really quite safe, just remember to not be black or a woman

Oh and wear a ballistics vest if you’re going anywhere near a school

That’s not true, my laptop is friends with Mark
Though i think it’s because they were manufactured in the same factory, so i guess they’re family so that doesn’t count

Lol, 700kWh?

Crypto is very powerhungry, but it’s not even close to that much much

- Guitar Solo

There’s only one explanation

Who’s John and how long has he and Zoidberg been together?

Hey don’t slutshame, let’s keep this a hotplug-positive community

As someone still laying in bed, scrolling Lemmy instead of doing chores

Please don’t pull it out, it’s a load-bearing fork

Doesn’t matter to reddit as long as the advertisers still pay them though

Howdy

Oh but we started doing that waay before armageddon started

Indomitable human spirit step aside, the indomitable human horniness is here

Yes thank you for coming here on such short notice,
please go boom the people that keep calling us boomers

Ok Boomer

Agreed, playing pokemon and beating gyms always cheers me up

I would argue that there is a split second right at the end where the person is still alive and no longer flying

Seems like Worf likes his tea with a pinch of LIES!

What do computers, air conditioners and space stations have in common?

They don’t work if you open windows

It would be that easy, if not for “please approve login on your microsoft authenticator app” step which means i also have to pull out my phone, unlock it, find the stupid app and then type in the code

“did you pack this bag yourself?”
“Yes?”
“Then why is there a tactical nuclear warhead in the left pocket?”
“Ah shucks”

Just do it two more times, duh