Get it before it’s gone! Go fast! Spend money! Don’t just pirate it when it becomes unavailable!!

Could possibly also look at the motion sensors to see if it is in a pocket moving around or if it was sitting around for a while.

I guess I never considered the nutritional values of dress socks vs crew either.

Just the one sock?

I’m not happy with the result either, but that’s what happens when people stay at home instead of voting.

And if you keep replacing them, you can create a continuous power supply. Hot swap potato power!

I hope he’s the kinda guy who would have that on his tombstone.

You have to think that line would be used humorously pretty frequently in his life. Like, every time he got the mail and brought it back in the house, he’d just whip it out and his kids would just go “daaaaad!!!”

I don’t know anything about him, but I hope he’s that guy.

I can’t unhear that sound.