Thank God we’re the good guys!

They’re now saying that temperature was a sensor anomaly.

I want a proper sequel, Cyberpunk 2420.

I would like it to criticize me for needing to do it, at all.

You’re completely Emmental!

The Spice Melange!

Same! Sometimes I type the email in Notepad/Wordpad first.

Oof. That felt personal.

Maybe their family members committed acts they didn’t want to be associated with.

Are you drinking your kin’s blood and tears?

My modded original Xbox was magical. Rent a game from Hollywood Video, rip it straight to the Xbox hard drive, return it.

Blueberry Muffin

Maybe the earliest example of, “You should see the other guy!”

I love these. Corridor Crew on YouTube dives into this stuff and has some great content.

“Hey girl, wanna take a ride on my big wet weiner?”

Gets 'em every time.

Holy shit, that’s a painting. It legitimately took me a minute. That’s amazing.

You bridle like it’s such a cinch.

Everything Everywhere All at Once deserves a spot on the list.

Unless the changes in anatomy require more kidney activity. Consider how horses pee.

How to Spot Genocidal People 101.