I heard if you ingest huge quantities of bananine, you will see the golden path humanity must walk, but will be condemned to life as a half banana, half human monstrosity.

In the end, we all ghost everyone.

“Every nation gets the government it deserves.”

Pass me some apostate-o chips while I log in then!

Awesome. Your next step should be: getting appointed to the hooded and robed “council that decides the intrinsic worth of every human endeavor and inculcates this via subliminal carrier wave to the whole species”.

Make that “maybe” come true kiddo!

Or, alternatively, one might opt to look at the world around them whilst they are using public transportation, instead of solipsistic immersion into a screen.

I was led to understand that “terminally online” was an undesirable state to exist in.

I mean, look at his picture! That’d creep me out too. Grayscale, unshaven smoker looking guy.

It should also be a strong strong signal to stop listening to the apes that are hoarding all the bananas, and instead, eat that banana-hoarding abhorrence.

Done went from being the guy we’d kill if we had a time machine to the guy we voted for in less than a decade. Pretty impressive trick.

So, a Splinternet?

Yeah “weak party” because weak, inferior, racist assholes can’t see past their own shriveled, pasty white micropeens. But somehow when Layton was running the show it was up and coming. No knock on the guy, he was fantastic too, but being a white dude is categorically all it takes in this hemisphere. QED; the US election.

Let’s handily gloss over the fact that we got a federal dental plan because of this “weak party” that “panders”. IMO they hold the liberals feet to the fucking fire and definitely earned my vote again.

Give that bowling pin legs and flamboyance.

Former Albertan here. One of the big reasons I bought and EV was specifically to extend a clear middle finger that shithole wanna-be Mini-MAGA government. Alberta as a place is great, as a people, eh… needs a bit of work, but as a legislative assembly, it’s essential Mordor with coal-rolling orcs.

Fuck 'em.

Weird how right wing content and popularity has an inverse square power law. Sooooo weird.

Something something lie down with dogs get, up with fleas something something.

I don’t give af about your approval.

I’m not here to offer you any approval even if you were seeking validation. In here to loudly, clearly repudiate you.

You are shortsighted and deluded and it’s important to call. that. shit. out.

Don’t care what you do, you’re a lost fucking cause. It’s anyone else who might see your nonsense get pushback and have a few more critical thinking skills and a memory longer than a fruit fly.

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Yummy yummy boot leather. You love it. Now kissy kissy for your new god king!

Trump thanks you for your vote, and I hope that you are among the first groups they round up.