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Cake day: June 13th, 2023

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  • I only know one guy who is into blacksmithing and - being a nerd myself, I saw this with kindness - but this dude is a super nerd. He’s also one of the scrawniest dudes I know. I’ve heard him tell women that he’s into blacksmithing before and it definitely does not have the desired effect that this chart would imply.

    You always have to consider Rule #1 when taking these things into account.


  • My middle-school aged kids explained the difference between cooked and cookin’ to me the other day, and now they really get to roll their eyes when I intentionally use them in as corny ways as possible.

    Bonus points for coming with other, terrible, slang. You can really get a cringe if you say something like "Chat, we’re cookin’ now - I’m all rizzed up”
















  • It’s this type of thinking that is the reason our country is so fucked.

    “If climate change is so bad, I’ll just move somewhere else.” Yeah but what about all the billions of other people in affected areas?

    “If you need an abortion, just fly to another state where it’s allowed.” Yeah but what about people that are too poor, in an abusive relationship, or need an abortion immediately?

    “If we get rid of Obamacare, my insurance will be so much cheaper.” Yeah because they can immediately throw off anyone that actually relies on their insurance to stay alive.

    The examples are literally endless. People vote like they’re the only person that exists and fuck everyone else. They’re the worst. And apparently there’s a whole lot of them.



  • The flight from Denver to Las Vegas is just over an hour. I was meeting some friends in Vegas for a bachelor party and texted them saying I was taking off. The conversation went like this:

    Me: Flight is taking off now, will text you when I get in.

    Friend: Just sat down at the blackjack table at Treasure Island. See you in a bit.

    Time skip ahead to me landing.

    Me: Just landed. You still at Treasure Island?

    Friend: I’m down 4 grand. Went back to the hotel.