Don’t encourage that behavior in your cat. Hands aren’t toys. Get cat toys for you and your cat to play with together.

So nothing’s changed?

Define “done”.

Beep boop. No lies detected.

On mobile, when everyone was releasing their new voice assistant technologies, Cortana outperformed them all. On desktop I agree that Cortana was a waste of space.

Affordable health care for all is the future liberals want.

I’ve been a MS products fan since Windows Phone, Cortana, and OneNote stole my heart. I loved the great features that Windows 10 and Edge provided out-of-the box. Bing provided better results than Google for some time.

But Phone was never accepted by the market, and with it, Cortana faded away. OneNote hasn’t kept up with the market, and they somehow broke the cursor on mobile. Sticky Notes lost compatibility with Dark Mode. They started pushing ads to Windows start menu, and embedded ads in Edge Collections.

Microsoft makes great software, then fuck it all up. Oh well, back to Linux.

Wait a second. Cops AREN’T supposed to punch suspects in the face?

Yes. I think it’s especially important for attracting (or perhaps more accurately, maintaining) new users to the fediverse.

I’m not in a position to affect change in a powerful way. So I try to stay educated and informed, I vote at the ballot box, I vote with my wallet, I donate what I reasonably can to places where I think it will help, and I speak out when it’s appropriate to do so.

He never said that stupid.

Oh yeah?! Well I’m gonna celebrate women, blacks, and gays even HARDER!

The liberal agenda is state flags with feet. At least it’s better than when they copypasta the racist confederate flag on to a state flag.

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I don’t have to imagine. I was there 3000 years ago. In the early days of the web they saved entire newspaper pages (as printed!) as single image files. You’d have to zoom in and pan around the page to read it. It was absolutely painful.

You lost me with all the ads baked into the OS. You’re not gonna win me back with… checks notes Notepad.

I’ve dipped my toes in Linux a few times over the years, but after Windows started pushing ads to the start menu, the lock screen, and the Edge Collections pane, they pushed pushed me off the cliff.

We should do a “where are they now” on this kid.

You don’t get rich being an introvert who keeps out of trouble.

HE LED AN INSURRECTION! How the hell are we falling for it a second time?