Because all the energy of every motion pulling the magnets apart and back together adds up to a net-0 amount of motion in either direction forward or backwards

It feels like it’s September again

This tracks with my previous attempts at reporting that Sinfest guy. Posts hundreds of comics that blatantly break multiple official substack content guidelines and I get the effective equivalent of a promise for “action” combined with a dismissive eye roll. They completely ignored my follow-up email detailing the complete lack of action and the dozen or so new content guideline violations.

I’m predicting clothing lines designed to trick the AIs into thinking you’re better endowed than you really are

Not really, there are quantum-resistant crypto algorithms

With a J but rhyming it with life

You’re the software for the meat mech

C’mon, he was subpoenaed. I wish that shit meant something to the plutocrats.

The actual symptom is called “executive dysfunction”.

Every single government shutdown in the last 30 years has been caused by Republicans controlling the House

Luckily the majority of websites and Internet traffic go to the three cloud companies

It gets extremely obvious when they enter the “nearly cracking” voice range but overall it’s fairly close

Worth noting investigation by some users here on Lemmy have shown the situation to be really hinky. Probably just a troll race-baiting since no actual group has been found.

I prefer to consider it in terms of “dimensions of awareness”. Humans have evolved hundreds, possibly thousands, of interlinked dimensions of awareness for just about everything from colors to body language. Simple automated systems with sensors have their own dimensions of awareness, from vision to heat to pressure. Whatever it is that they track and respond to. AI, however, is finally hitting the point where these dimensions of awareness are being stacked and linked together (GPT5 can see, hear, read, and respond) and it’s only a matter of time and agency (aka executive functioning) before we see true AI consciousness.

However the effects are becoming increasingly dramatic as more and more of the population finds themselves in an economy with no jobs for them. Eventually UBI will become necessary once we hit the tipping point.

Fun fact: these pens don’t actually erase, they just use heat to become invisible

Anyone who chose to stay on the Elon train after his first weeks at the helm gets no sympathy from me.

Except for the green card holders whose residency in the US was literally held hostage by Elon.

Would you put the neurodiverse into a gas chamber for being a burden on society, too?

It’s honestly hilarious that you’re equating random NDs with a child that murdered his own mother and then ordered a VR headset on her Amazon account a day later.

Been trying to run it on an rx480 and it hiccups and crashes so much lol

I’d actually love to see a graph that shows the distribution of lengths of various wars