Look at how fuzzy she is! 😍

Makeup is “chemicals that destroy your skin”? What on earth.

Is there a green gatorade?

This is so real, I swear to god. I joke about how neurotic I am about housework, and my house is always pristine, but still my worst nightmare is someone stopping by unexpectedly. My house can be spick and span and I’ll still apologize for the state of it.

She’s getting so big! 🤍

Not creeps. Predators.

Pet Sounds by The Beach Boys

Yeah because itain’t the front and itain’t the back

Shirling

I’m so sorry for your loss. I hope Sandy was able to give you some comfort 🤍

One doþ wonder

FTFY

We had Lace Bouquet:

Queen Sandy lookin’ all easy, breezy, beautiful 🦄

Oh fuck I thought this was a bird’s-eye view of somebody’s head

I need to go to bed

Couldn’t you just suggest “On se tutoie?”?

Could watch a thousand times: Grease.

Ugh I love the smell of lantana 💚

Pick my nose and wipe it on the interviewer’s desk, and acknowledge nothing.

The Fellator really couldn’t make America greater.

Mortgage, no question.