Hey friend! How’s your Friday going?

Left to right, I think these are White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt*, US Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem, and US Attorney General Pam Bondi.

*Not 100% on this one.

Wrong.
Misogyny is fun?
Wrong.
Also wrong!

Wow, 0 for 4 there champ.

This is so dumb, I love it

I wanted my name to be Jerrica for a while there

They’re horrible people but it doesn’t justify misogyny. We should be better than that.

He can act but that movie was beyond stupid. I’m convinced the only reason it did well with critics is exactly what you said - they were surprised he could actually act.

I always had this impression that Colin Farrell was just a pretty boy with no acting talent. But then I saw him in Banshees of Inisherin and my mind was blown. He was amazing - his performance absolutely gutted me. If you’re willing to give him a try, you should watch that movie.

Rod Torfulson’s Armada Featuring Herman Menderchuck

I’m neither. Just an introvert with a good imagination ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Don’t compare yourself with others - comparison is the thief of joy. And those people who have graduated are probably trying to get jobs right now. Have you seen the current job market? It’s fucking insane. I don’t know that it’ll be any better in 7 months but I wouldn’t want to be looking for a job right now. Enjoy your reprieve.

Yeah and (at least in this case) if he’s a security guard, he just walks right on in!

Breathtaking

Hey now, it was eight very strong questions!

We don’t need no water, let the motherfucker burn

It’s super old-timey

Welp I don’t have children and it would be highly weird if I went around forcing other people’s kids to go play free-range so…

Man why you gotta do us like that Oatmeal

Serious question, have you considered the trades? It seems that jobs like electrician, plumber, auto mechanic, etc are a lot more secure than white collar jobs are right now, especially STEM. I know at least where I live (Philly exurbs) there’s a shortage of electricians, with only 2 going into the trade as 5 retire. You get paid during your training and through the union you get healthcare and a pension. Something to think about.

True, but kids aren’t free-range anymore the way they were when I was growing up in the '80s & '90s. It didn’t used to matter if you had a small backyard if you had a big neighborhood to roam. But from what I understand, kids aren’t allowed to just get on their bikes and go explore like they used to. Larger yards give kids a place to play, to get some fresh air and exercise instead of being indoors glued to a screen.