The way he farts in his sleep, it definitely became an ass-room 😶‍🌫️

Please check your phone for the verification code we sent you 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I got this beat.

My dad was a drunk sleepwalker and a nude sleeper. One time I had a friend over and we were watching something in the living room late at night when my dad kinda meanders behind us and sits on the recliner and passes out, full monte. It was super embarrassing, plus, I’m fairly sure he intended to sit on the toilet but missed his mark by, like, three whole-ass rooms.

Thankfully he didn’t relieve himself. Night was still a bit awkward after that, trying to ignore the bass-heavy snarling sound of my father’s drunken snoring behind us while we attempted to carry on. Told my mom she needs to lock the bedroom door from now on 😅

They shouldn’t have paid you

The memes from this are gonna be 😙👌

If you can’t beat 'em, DEPORT 'EM TO HELL!

Chinchilla got better penmanship than me gd

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That’s not a luxury, it’s free.

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That thing probably made worse grinding noises than The Mangler

“ThEy LoOk DeLiCiOuS”, as if more holes changed the taste somehow 😂

I remember the COVID-era supply line disruptions and the greed they brought. It never went away.

fuck yeah

She’s banging on a door right next to a “NO GIRLS ALLOWED” sign, that bitch can stay outside and be one with nature or some shit

I mean

It’s unimportant to the joke, so the detail isn’t necessary.

Hey honey wake up, new circumcision just dropped